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Madness keeps tremendous company
The idea is more important than the decoration
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But make it weigh more than the Earth
A stupid car was built and stupid people are buying it. You know it’s Lexus.
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PLEASE, DON’T SHOOT ME.
Because apparently minivans aren’t cool
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OLD NEVER MEANS GOOD, SOMETIMES
HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE CAR PEOPLE
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OVERACHIEVING AT BEING AVERAGE
THE SUBTLE ART OF SIMPLY BEING A CAR
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TIME TRAVELER SEEKS AFFIRMATION FROM NO ONE
Saying what’s best left unsaid
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Your Bugatti is beautiful, should’ve got a Yaris though…
Make noise, not speed limits.
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There’s a car show in town, grab your flashlight!
I went to a car show, was impressed by some doors and found joy amongst a group of men with flashlights.
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Go sideways, and be free
I love motorsports. The shouty sideways one just might be my favorite…
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The internet wasn’t amused…
They say “never read the comments.” I read the comments. They were right.
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