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Madness keeps tremendous company

The idea is more important than the decoration
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But make it weigh more than the Earth

A stupid car was built and stupid people are buying it. You know it’s Lexus.
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PLEASE, DON’T SHOOT ME.

Because apparently minivans aren’t cool
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OLD NEVER MEANS GOOD, SOMETIMES

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE CAR PEOPLE
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OVERACHIEVING AT BEING AVERAGE

THE SUBTLE ART OF SIMPLY BEING A CAR
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TIME TRAVELER SEEKS AFFIRMATION FROM NO ONE

Saying what’s best left unsaid
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Merino sweaters and machine guns

Just when you thought the internet was useless, I completely confirm it.
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Your Bugatti is beautiful, should’ve got a Yaris though…

Make noise, not speed limits.
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Porsche has a Wednesday, internet responds accordingly

Porsche unveils a new racecar, watches the world burn.

