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Category: Old Guy

On The Zoo

Here’s a video of a Lion casually ripping an antelope in half and eating its babies. Now you understand why we haven’t got any. Oh, and it’s thirty below fuck-off and Lions require heat to live. Go look at the squirrels.

May 5, 2022
On Not Doing Nothing

Making nothing out of something

September 28, 2020
On Test Driving Cars: Why?

Test driving a car in 2019 is the most pointless thing we as humans still do

July 29, 2019
On buying a new car: Losing a motoring soul

The downside of when a car becomes family

July 26, 2019
How to save driving as we know it

Just build a really comfortable box with Bluetooth and add, like, twice as many windows. Right?

May 27, 2019
Will this Corolla be the hatch to end the Golf?

The king of the hatch is dead. Long live the king.

December 24, 2018
Rolls-Royce Cullinan: The World’s most sensible SUV.

The Rolls-Royce Cullinan is the only motor vehicle that makes any sense at all.

July 17, 2018
Perhaps the worst traffic ordinance… in the world.

My hometown of Seattle’s city council just voted the dumbest traffic ordinance in the world into effect.

July 2, 2018
Purpose built race car goes fast.

In a daring and frankly heroic maneuver, Porsche has decided to run their 919 Evo — an LMP1 spec racer, only completely unrestricted — around the ‘ring. This has made the internet very excited as anytime Porsche does anything, the internet gets very excited. The reason for such a running and subsequent excitement is to…

June 7, 2018
Madness keeps tremendous company

The idea is more important than the decoration

November 24, 2017