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On Not Doing Nothing

Making nothing out of something

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On Test Driving Cars: Why?

Test driving a car in 2019 is the most pointless thing we as humans still do

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On buying a new car: Losing a motoring soul

The downside of when a car becomes family

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How to save driving as we know it

Just build a really comfortable box with Bluetooth and add, like, twice as many windows. Right?

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Will this Corolla be the hatch to end the Golf?

The king of the hatch is dead. Long live the king.

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Rolls-Royce Cullinan: The World’s most sensible SUV.

The Rolls-Royce Cullinan is the only motor vehicle that makes any sense at all.

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Perhaps the worst traffic ordinance… in the world.

My hometown of Seattle’s city council just voted the dumbest traffic ordinance in the world into effect.

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Purpose built race car goes fast.

In a daring and frankly heroic maneuver, Porsche has decided to run their 919 Evo — an LMP1 spec racer, only completely unrestricted — around the ‘ring. This has made the internet very excited as anytime Porsche does anything, the internet gets very excited. The reason for such a running and subsequent excitement is to […]

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Madness keeps tremendous company

The idea is more important than the decoration

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But make it weigh more than the Earth

A stupid car was built and stupid people are buying it. You know it’s Lexus.