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Purpose built race car goes fast.

In a daring and frankly heroic maneuver, Porsche has decided to run their 919 Evo — an LMP1 spec racer, only completely unrestricted — around the ‘ring. This has made the internet very excited as anytime Porsche does anything, the internet gets very excited. The reason for such a running and subsequent excitement is to […]

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring

Ever looking towards the future. It’s not pretty.

“How much is a bus pass?” is what you’ll be asking Google by the end of this.

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring

Honey Badger rides again. Water buffalo isn’t interested.

But we’ve got cup holders…

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring Old Guy

Madness keeps tremendous company

The idea is more important than the decoration

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring Old Guy

But make it weigh more than the Earth

A stupid car was built and stupid people are buying it. You know it’s Lexus.

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring

PLEASE, DON’T SHOOT ME.

Because apparently minivans aren’t cool

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Lifestyle Motoring Old Guy

OLD NEVER MEANS GOOD, ​SOMETIMES

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE CAR PEOPLE

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring

OVERACHIEVING​ AT BEING AVERAGE

THE SUBTLE ART OF SIMPLY BEING A CAR

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Advice / Review Lifestyle Motoring

TIME TRAVELER ​SEEKS AFFIRMATION FROM NO ONE

Saying what’s best left unsaid

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Advice / Review Motoring

Merino​ sweaters and machine guns

Just when you thought the internet was useless, I completely confirm it.